Excellent Collection of Words

lejeudprimos:

morishigethecorpsefricker:

hot things to say during sex:

  • tally ho
  • gadzooks
  • boy howdy
  • holy toledo
  • land sakes alive
  • hello nurse
  • by gum
  • ay chihuahua
  • bobs your uncle
  • jumpin jehosa phat
  • sock it to me
  • shiver me timbers
  • win one for the gipper
  • shucky darn
  • fiddle faddle
  • oh my stars and garters

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(Source: kazulchlsouda, via fineilljustdatemyselfthen)

Name a british actor who has never been in drag.

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GO ON, DO IT.image

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I DARE YOU.

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omfg

you forgot these two

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Also don’t forget.

GUYS

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the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along

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(Source: onefuckedupteenagegirl, via im-not-creative-enough-for-this)

askseahorsecaptain:

a feww.

apatheticallypink:

charge—teamscourge:

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the ultimate gesture

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manicpeixesdreamgirl:

rainbowbarnacle:

oh my flipping god

the antidote

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bubbleboxes:

she was glubbin talkin to a crab

bubbleboxes:

she was glubbin talkin to a crab

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demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus

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do you guys see what i’m getting at

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ctheguitarman:

transtonks:

nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away

Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.

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