Excellent Collection of Words

vampiirking:

welcome-foolishmortals:

malformalady:

Vietnam soldier’s hidden cross folding knife pendant combination

Oh SHIT

Looks like something a vampire hunter would own.

vampiirking:

welcome-foolishmortals:

malformalady:

Vietnam soldier’s hidden cross folding knife pendant combination

Oh SHIT

Looks like something a vampire hunter would own.

(via i-m-p-r-o-u-d-o-f-u-s)

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

punkmarauder:

12thdoctorr:

scarheadcanons:

ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.

What about when his hair turned pink and they could do nothing about it :’(

what have you done

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queenofattolia:

isriana:

My favorite part of any episode of this show is to watch how Giles is 600% done with everybody.

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

(Source: pemsylvania, via eyebrows-sama)

“Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?”

—   We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)

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oeilvert:

(*´ー`)

oeilvert:

(*´ー`)

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slayerdeans:

inspired by [x]

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